Accidentally Drunk on a Tuesday

You know how sometimes you have a really long day at work where it seems like everything is coming at you at once? And then you know how you get home around 5:30 and decide to have a burger for dinner? And then you know how you think to yourself “what goes well with a burger? A caesar!” Maybe for you it’s a beer. Or a tequila shot. Or 5. I don’t judge. But for me, a caesar goes well with a burger. Actually a caesar goes well with pretty much anything for me – including bacon (but that’s probably because bacon goes with everything too). Anyways then you know how you sometimes sit down with your burger and caesar and watch TV online because that show Parks and Recreation is really funny but you only just recently heard about it, so you have to watch it online? And then after you finish your caesar you make another one but you don’t measure the vodka because it seems like you should be able to judge the correct amount? And then you know how you can look at the clock and see that it is 6:54 pm and you realize that you are accidentally drunk on a Tuesday? Do you not know what I am talking about? Well then I suggest you get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday. Since I am so fond of list making, here is a list of reasons why being accidentally drunk on a Tuesday is awesome:

1. You end up smiling way more than you normally would on a regular Tuesday at 6:54 pm
2. Your second burger tastes extra delicious
3. You get to wonder whether you are exhibiting signs of alcoholism
4. You might end up having a dance party by yourself. And the neighbors on floor 6 in the apartment across the street might wonder why you are dancing that “Everybody” dance that the Backstreet boys did centuries ago.
5. You can take your daily vitamin with booze instead of Coke Zero.

There you have it folks. I’m probably going to go make another caesar and then see if I can recreate the Call On Me video. Ciao!